Scorpio hoe

homosexshawol:

critically-yours:
sasgalula:
far too often, yeah

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porko-rosso:

That Guy™ in the class: So let me get one thing straight…
Everyone else, including the teacher:

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geistygeist:

whenyougetrightdowntoit:
nakayamablog:
soulsoaker:
“XIAO QIAO!! WHERE DID YOU GO”
This was a live-action Looney Tune…
yeet

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riverofmolecules:

Small brain: This dog loves me.
Big brain: This dog cannot love me but has a social bond with me because I provide for their needs. I only project the human emotion of love upon it.
Galaxy brain: This dog loves me because ‘human love’ is also a social bond between animals that develops from shared need and experience. We imagine it is unique or spiritual but it is only the same chemicals and electricity that exists in a dog. The dog feels as the dog does. That humans ascribe words or meaning to it does not elevate it or make it more real.

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